Yep, that's today. Pig Day. How do you celebrate Pig Day? Do you take your favorite pig to the local salon? Get her nails done? Maybe a new 'do? I can see Miss Piggy being real happy with that (and maybe a nice sparkly gift or three) but most pigs...well, most of 'em just aren't salon-types, right? No, they aren't. Most pigs would probably like to hang at their local pig pen with all the other pigs and squeal and grunt their little piggy songs to each other. That might be cool for them, but for us? Mmm, if you've ever heard a pig squeal, you're probably not hearing much of anything else. Those babies are LOUD! So what can we do to celebrate Pig Day? This is really hard, isn't it? Having bacon or ham for our breakfasts seems a bit cruel. I'm at a loss.
It's also Peanut Butter Lover's Day. For this, I can have a peanut butter sandwich. That's a whole lot easier to celebrate!
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